{"product_id":"achhe-din-loading-pixel-99-edition-unisex-oversized-standard-t-shirt-i-am-cockroach","title":"Achhe Din Loading — Pixel 99 Edition — Unisex Oversized Standard T-Shirt | I AM COCKROACH","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003eHistory Printed. Future Worn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003eRetro 8-bit pixel art on pure black. 'ACHHE DIN \/ LOADING...' in neon green matrix-style pixel font — the kind of text you would see on a 1990s computer screen. A thick green pixel progress bar below reads 99% — completely filled, almost done — with the cruel punchline beneath it: 'PLEASE WAIT...' Forever 99. Forever almost. The pixel aesthetic captures the nostalgia of a promise that has been loading since before the internet arrived in India. 180 GSM oversized cut — the slouch without the bulk. Lightweight for Indian summers. Unisex oversized fit — extra length and sleeve drop for a stylish slouch. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing bonds the design permanently into the fabric — soft to touch, no cracking, no peeling, sharp through 50+ washes. Free shipping across India. Cash on Delivery available. 100% authentic I AM COCKROACH — iamcockroach.co.in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e✨ 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Design: Achhe Din Loading — Pixel 99 Edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Political satire graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• High contrast print Slogan: \"ACHHE DIN LOADING... 99% — PLEASE WAIT...\" Fabric: 100% cotton, 180 GSM — structured drape without bulk Fit: Unisex oversized fit — extra length and sleeve drop for a stylish slouch Print: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing — soft, wash-resistant, permanent Free shipping across India\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• COD available Wash inside-out in cold water — print lasts 100+ washes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e👕 𝗙𝗔𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗖 \u0026amp; 𝗙𝗜𝗧\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003eFabric: 100% cotton, 180 GSM — structured drape without bulk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003eFit: Unisex oversized fit — extra length and sleeve drop for a stylish slouch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e🎨 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗧 𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003eDTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e🧼 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Wash inside-out in cold water (30 degrees max)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Tumble dry on low heat or air dry flat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Iron inside-out — do not iron directly on print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Do not bleach or 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