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India as a system crash. 160 GSM 100% Supima cotton — luxury softness, breathable for all-day comfort. Unisex regular fit — classic, flattering silhouette. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing bonds the design permanently into the fabric — soft to touch, no cracking, no peeling, sharp through 50+ washes. Free shipping across India. 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