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India as a system crash. 260 GSM Terry-knit cotton blend — premium hand-feel, tactile texture unlike any standard tee. Unisex oversized fit with drop shoulders — relaxed, roomy, right on trend. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing bonds the design permanently into the fabric — soft to touch, no cracking, no peeling, sharp through 50+ washes. Free shipping across India. 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