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India as a system crash. 180 GSM super combed cotton — smooth, pre-shrunk, built for everyday wear. Cropped length with half sleeves — flattering blend of comfort and edge. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing bonds the design permanently into the fabric — soft to touch, no cracking, no peeling, sharp through 50+ washes. Free shipping across India. Cash on Delivery available. 100% authentic I AM COCKROACH — iamcockroach.co.in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e✨ 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Design: Achhe Din Loading — Windows 32 Edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Political satire graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• High contrast print Slogan: \"ACHHE DIN LOADING... STATUS: LOCATING HOPE. EST. 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