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It's unemployment survival humour — compressed into a tshirt that does the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e240 GSM acid-washed cotton means every piece carries subtle variations in the wash — your tshirt is genuinely one-of-a-kind. The DTG print sits beautifully on the textured surface.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003eShips across India with free delivery. Cash on Delivery available. 100% authentic I AM COCKROACH — iamcockroach.co.in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRetro Muscle Mascot Acid Wash Oversized Tee — \u003cstrong\u003eBorn Unemployed, Built Immortal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold artwork meets premium streetwear attitude. Featuring a vintage retro cartoon-inspired mascot on heavyweight acid-washed cotton, this oversized tee delivers a relaxed fit with a worn-in look that feels unique from day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✨ Highlights  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Design: Retro Muscle Mascot — vintage retro cartoon style  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Slogan: Born Unemployed, Built Immortal  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Fabric: 100% Cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight — lived-in acid-washed finish with premium feel  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Fit: Unisex oversized fit — relaxed shoulders and an easy streetwear silhouette  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Print: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing — soft-touch, vibrant, and long-lasting  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Unique Finish: Every acid wash is slightly different, making each piece one-of-a-kind  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Shipping: Free shipping across India  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Payment: Cash on Delivery available  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Durability: Wash inside-out in cold water — print lasts through 100+ washes  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Fabric \u0026amp; Fit  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from premium 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight fabric with a lived-in acid-washed finish for texture and character. 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