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The DTG print sits beautifully on the textured surface. Ships across India with free delivery. Cash on Delivery available. 100% authentic I AM COCKROACH — iamcockroach.co.in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003eMinimal Bold Type Acid Wash Oversized Tee Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e✨ Highlights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Design: Minimal Bold Type — Maximum impact minimal design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Slogan: \"I Sleep On Floor, Still Can't Kill Me\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Fabric: 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight — lived-in acid-washed finish, each piece unique\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Fit: Unisex oversized fit — relaxed shoulders for a streetwear-ready silhouette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Print method: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing — soft to touch, wash-resistant, permanent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Unique acid wash — every piece is slightly different, genuinely one-of-a-kind\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Free shipping across India │\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• COD available\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e• Wash inside-out, cold water — print lasts through 100+ washes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e👕 Fabric \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight — lived-in acid-washed finish, each piece unique\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003eUnisex oversized fit — relaxed shoulders for a streetwear-ready silhouette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003e🎨 Print Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;\"\u003eDTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing — crisp detail, rich colours, and a soft feel directly on the fabric. 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