Born Unemployed, Built Immortal — Retro Muscle Mascot Classic Tee | I AM COCKROACH
Born Unemployed, Built Immortal — Retro Muscle Mascot Classic Tee | I AM COCKROACH
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No offer letter. No apology. No problem.
This design channels pure retro mascot energy — a muscular cockroach flexing after being told employment wasn't in the cards. Gold and black vintage palette. The kind of print that makes people ask where you got it.
The slogan: 'Born Unemployed, Built Immortal.' It's unemployment survival humour — compressed into a tshirt that does the talking.
Printed on 180 GSM 100% cotton — lightweight, breathable, and built for Indian weather. DTG printing means the design is as sharp on the 50th wash as it was on the first.
Ships across India with free delivery. Cash on Delivery available. 100% authentic I AM COCKROACH — iamcockroach.co.in
Retro Muscle Mascot Tee — Born Unemployed, Built Immortal
For the ones building their own path. This vintage-inspired retro cartoon design brings bold energy and personality to your everyday wardrobe. Made with soft breathable cotton and printed using premium DTG technology for long-lasting comfort and color.
✨ Highlights
• Design: Retro Muscle Mascot — vintage cartoon inspired artwork
• Slogan: Born Unemployed, Built Immortal
• Fabric: 100% Cotton, 180 GSM — soft, breathable everyday comfort
• Fit: Unisex regular fit — true-to-size relaxed silhouette
• Print: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) — soft feel with vibrant permanent print
• Shipping: Free shipping across India
• Payment: Cash on Delivery available
👕 Fabric & Fit
Crafted from premium 100% cotton (180 GSM) that feels lightweight, breathable, and comfortable for daily wear. The regular unisex fit gives an easy true-to-size look that works for everyone.
🎨 Print Quality
Printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology for rich detail and a soft hand feel. The print is built to stay sharp and vibrant through regular wear and washes.
🧼 Care Instructions
• Machine wash inside-out in cold water (30°C max)
• Tumble dry low or air dry flat
• Iron inside-out on medium heat
• Do not iron directly on print
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
Built for comfort. Designed to stand out.
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
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