Born Unemployed, Built Immortal — Retro Muscle Mascot Supima Luxury Cotton Tshirt
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No offer letter. No apology. No problem.
This design channels pure retro mascot energy — a muscular cockroach flexing after being told employment wasn't in the cards. Gold and black vintage palette. The kind of print that makes people ask where you got it.
The slogan: 'Born Unemployed, Built Immortal.' It's unemployment survival humour — compressed into a tshirt that does the talking.
160 GSM Supima cotton is the highest grade cotton available — grown in the US, softer and stronger than standard cotton. You'll feel the difference the first time you wear it.
Ships across India with free delivery. Cash on Delivery available. 100% authentic I AM COCKROACH — iamcockroach.co.in
Retro Muscle Mascot Supima Cotton Tee — Born Unemployed, Built Immortal
Premium comfort with bold retro attitude. Featuring a vintage-inspired muscle mascot on ultra-soft Supima cotton, this tee is made for everyday wear with a cleaner elevated feel and lasting comfort.
✨ Highlights
• Design: Retro Muscle Mascot — vintage retro cartoon style
• Slogan: Born Unemployed, Built Immortal
• Fabric: 100% Supima Cotton, 160 GSM — luxury feel, ultra-soft and breathable
• Fit: Unisex regular fit — classic flattering silhouette for all-day comfort
• Print: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing — soft-touch, vibrant, and long-lasting
• Premium Cotton: Supima cotton — the highest grade cotton, noticeably softer than standard cotton
• Shipping: Free shipping across India
• Payment: Cash on Delivery available
• Durability: Wash inside-out in cold water — print lasts through 100+ washes
👕 Fabric & Fit
Made from premium 100% Supima cotton, 160 GSM, known for its exceptional softness, smooth texture, and breathable comfort. The regular unisex fit offers a timeless everyday silhouette that feels comfortable and flattering all day long.
🎨 Print Quality
Printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology for crisp detail, rich colors, and a soft finish directly on fabric. Designed to stay vibrant and comfortable through repeated wear.
🧼 Care Instructions
• Machine wash inside-out in cold water (30°C max)
• Tumble dry on low heat or air dry flat
• Iron inside-out on medium heat
• Do not iron directly on print
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
Luxury softness. Classic comfort. Bold retro personality.
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