Born Unemployed, Built Immortal — Retro Muscle Mascot Women's Classic Tshirt
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No offer letter. No apology. No problem.
This design channels pure retro mascot energy — a muscular cockroach flexing after being told employment wasn't in the cards. Gold and black vintage palette. The kind of print that makes people ask where you got it.
The slogan: 'Born Unemployed, Built Immortal.' It's unemployment survival humour — compressed into a tshirt that does the talking.
Pre-shrunk 180 GSM cotton means you can wash it on repeat and it stays exactly the shape and size you loved when you bought it. True to size, every time.
Ships across India with free delivery. Cash on Delivery available. 100% authentic I AM COCKROACH — iamcockroach.co.in
Retro Muscle Mascot Regular Fit Tee — Born Unemployed, Built Immortal
A classic everyday essential with bold retro attitude. Featuring the Retro Muscle Mascot in a vintage cartoon-inspired design, this tee blends soft breathable comfort with a flattering regular fit built for effortless daily wear.
✨ Highlights
• Design: Retro Muscle Mascot — vintage retro cartoon style
• Slogan: Born Unemployed, Built Immortal
• Fabric: Pre-shrunk 100% cotton, 180 GSM — soft, breathable, and stays true to size wash after wash
• Fit: Regular fit — tailored for a flattering everyday silhouette without compromising comfort
• Print: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing — soft-touch, vibrant, and long-lasting
• Comfort: Pre-shrunk cotton for dependable fit retention and easy all-day wear
• Shipping: Free shipping across India
• Payment: Cash on Delivery available
• Durability: Wash inside-out in cold water — print lasts through 100+ washes
👕 Fabric & Fit
Crafted from premium pre-shrunk 100% cotton, 180 GSM fabric, this tee feels soft, breathable, and comfortable throughout the day. The regular fit is tailored for a clean flattering silhouette while maintaining the ease needed for everyday wear.
🎨 Print Quality
Printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology for crisp detail, rich colors, and a soft feel directly on the fabric. Designed to stay vibrant and comfortable through repeated washes.
🧼 Care Instructions
• Machine wash inside-out in cold water (30°C max)
• Tumble dry on low heat or air dry flat
• Iron inside-out on medium heat
• Do not iron directly on print
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
Soft comfort, dependable fit, and bold retro character.
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