Born Unemployed, Built Immortal — Retro Muscle Mascot Crop Tank Top Women

No offer letter. No apology. No problem.

This design channels pure retro mascot energy — a muscular cockroach flexing after being told employment wasn't in the cards. Gold and black vintage palette. The kind of print that makes people ask where you got it.

The slogan: 'Born Unemployed, Built Immortal.' It's unemployment survival humour — compressed into a tshirt that does the talking.

180 GSM pre-shrunk cotton crop tank — stays exactly the shape you want it, wash after wash. The cropped cut is designed to pair with everything from high-waisted jeans to cargo pants.

Ships across India with free delivery. Cash on Delivery available. 100% authentic I AM COCKROACH — iamcockroach.co.in

Retro Muscle Mascot Cropped Tee — Born Unemployed, Built Immortal

A bold everyday staple with retro attitude and an easy flattering fit. Featuring the Retro Muscle Mascot in a vintage cartoon-inspired design, this cropped tee blends breathable comfort with effortless style made for everyday wear.

✨ Highlights

• Design: Retro Muscle Mascot — vintage retro cartoon style

• Slogan: Born Unemployed, Built Immortal

• Fabric: 100% cotton, 180 GSM — pre-shrunk, ultra-soft, breathable all-day comfort

• Fit: Cropped regular fit — sits just right for a flattering, fuss-free silhouette

• Print: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printing — soft-touch, vibrant, and long-lasting

• Comfort: Pre-shrunk cotton for a dependable fit and soft feel from day one

• Shipping: Free shipping across India

• Payment: Cash on Delivery available

• Durability: Wash inside-out in cold water — print lasts through 100+ washes

👕 Fabric & Fit

Crafted from premium 100% cotton, 180 GSM fabric, this tee feels breathable, lightweight, and ultra-soft for all-day comfort. The cropped regular fit sits perfectly for a flattering silhouette that feels effortless and easy to style.

🎨 Print Quality

Printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology for crisp detail, rich colors, and a soft finish directly on the fabric. Designed to stay vibrant and comfortable wash after wash.

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash inside-out in cold water (30°C max)

• Tumble dry on low heat or air dry flat

• Iron inside-out on medium heat

• Do not iron directly on print

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

Retro style, soft comfort, and an effortless cropped fit.